Brown Eye Auth
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ENTERPRISE BIOMETRIC SSO

The one identifier
you've never screenshotted.

Fingerprints end up on wine glasses. Faces end up on billboards. Retinas end up in a documentary about surveillance. Brown Eye Auth verifies identity using the single most unique pattern you own — one you have never shown a stranger, a camera, or a LinkedIn recruiter.

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No credit card. No cameras aimed at anything you'd regret. Just the truth, turned around.

SCAN STATUSVERIFIED
MATCH CONFIDENCE99.9997%
PATTERN ENTROPY8.4 bits/mm²
PUBLIC EXPOSURES0
IDENTITIES VERIFIED TODAY14,208,391

Chosen by security teams who really, thoroughly thought this through

VELLUM BANK KESTREL LOGISTICS NORTHFIELD HEALTH ORCHARD ROW FOODS GRAYPINE CAPITAL STADIUM WORKS

Passwords leak. This doesn't.

Every other factor you own has already been exposed to somebody, somewhere. This one hasn't — and our entire compliance program is built around keeping it that way.

1 in 7.8B
uniqueness of your enrolled pattern*
0
known breaches of this data type, ever
0
times this has appeared in a Slack profile photo
100%
of users who've never shown this at airport security

Built like it's guarding something

Everything a real identity platform needs — pointed at a factor no real identity platform has ever needed.

Continuous liveness detection

Distinguishes a real, living pattern from a photo, a mold, or a coworker's very committed prank. Checked on every single authentication, not just enrollment.

Zero-knowledge proof-of-match

We confirm the match without ever storing, transmitting, or displaying the raw scan. Mathematically. We really do promise.

Multi-factor rear authentication

Pair with a password, a hardware key, or a second and entirely different unique pattern for genuine defense in depth.

SSO, SAML 2.0 & SCIM

Drop-in identity provider for Okta, Azure AD, and any workforce brave enough to onboard it. Provisioning included.

Cross-device sync

Enroll once on the desk-mounted BLINK-1000 scanner. Authenticate from any registered reader, anywhere in the org.

Compliance-ready

SOC 2 Type Cheeks, ISO/IEC 69001, and a HIPAA stance our legal team asked us not to elaborate on here.

ONBOARDING

Three steps. One conversation nobody wants to have twice.

1

Enroll

Sit down with a certified enrollment technician and our patented BLINK-1000 rear-facing scanner. Takes about four minutes. Feels like considerably longer.

2

Encode

Your pattern is converted on-device into an irreversible cryptographic hash. Not an image. A hash. We cannot stress this enough, legally.

3

Authenticate

From then on, walk up to any registered reader and turn around. Confirm on your phone if prompted. That's the entire flow.

Pricing that scales with your workforce's trust in you

Every plan includes unlimited authentications. What varies is how many people you're willing to ask.

Individual

$0 /forever

One enrolled identity, unlimited personal logins.

  • 1 enrolled identity
  • Zero-knowledge match engine
  • Community support forum
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Most deployed

Team

$12 /seat/mo

For companies ready to have the all-hands.

  • Up to 500 identities
  • SSO, SAML 2.0 & SCIM
  • Priority scanner hardware
  • Dedicated onboarding session
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Enterprise

Cheeks at Scale

Custom pricing for unlimited seats and a support line that answers.

  • Unlimited identities
  • On-site enrollment technician
  • 24/7 support & custom SLA
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Trusted by the people who had to explain it upward

"We cut phishing incidents to zero. Employees also stopped writing their passwords on sticky notes — mostly out of principle."

DM
Dana Marchetti
Head of IT Security, Vellum Bank

"Rolling this out to 4,000 employees was, without question, the most memorable all-hands in company history."

RO
Reuben Okafor
VP People Ops, Kestrel Logistics

"I have never once forgotten my credentials. I have, on the other hand, forgotten my badge. Frequently."

SL
Sasha Lindqvist
Site Reliability Engineer, Northfield Health

Frequently asked, quietly

Is this a real product?+
No. Brown Eye Auth is a fictional company built for a joke about biometric security marketing. Nothing here is collected, stored, or real.
What if I gain or lose weight?+
Our matching model tolerates normal biological variance. Significant transformations may require re-enrollment and, frankly, a check-in.
What about identical twins?+
Even identical twins register distinct patterns. We have not independently verified this. We are fairly confident.
Is this covered by my benefits plan?+
Please direct that question to your benefits team. We'd prefer you not ask us again.
Can I use this at airport security?+
Please, God, no. This is for logging into Salesforce.